The ultimate weight loss program

Joe was reading the news paper a year ago and came across this article stating that with this ultimate weight loss program he could loss those unwanted inches in a month’s time. Knowing how desperate he was he decided to give it a try so he calls the weight loss company to get information on the program and then to get into this program.

A few days later he decides that he wants to be in the “10 pound club “, so he purchase their 7 day plan. After joining the program, he hears a knock on his door. When he opens it, he sees a very attractive middle age women standing there in a sleek, knock out sweat suit. In her hand she holds up a sign, “If you catch me, you can have me” and then she takes off. Well, just like any man would he takes off after her down the block and around the corner. A mile later he stops totally out of breath. She was just too fast. For the next 6 days this same thing happens and he gets the same result, he could never catch her. Low and behold though… he losses 10 pounds in one week.

He decides that he isn’t done as of yet and calls that company back and asks for their “lose 15 pound club” and after a few brief questions, is accepted into the program. A day after joining he hears that knock on his door. This time he is really ready for whoever shows up. After opening the door he sees this very good looking women in a string bikini and she holds up a sign… “If you catch me, you can have me”. Immediately he takes off running after her but because she is in such good shape he never catches her. For another 6 days he does this and on the 6th day he gets close but doesn’t’ catch her. After that week was over he steps on the scale and once again he loses 15 pounds.

Well, now he thinks, no he knows he is ready to loss the rest of the weight he has, so he calls the company and asks them for “the 50 pound lost club”. After extensive questioning he finds out that it is a 2 week program. He doesn’t care because he has been thru the previous two plans and he was truly determined to catch whoever they sent. The next day the door bell rings and he throws on his shoes and runs to the door and opens it and he was very surprised at who he saw. There stood a big buff, very strong looking man and he holds up a sign and it says, “If I catch you, your mine!”

In two weeks he lost 65 pounds…

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