Thursday, December 26, 2013

12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… a membership at the local gym

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me… three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… four Zumba classes, three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! four Zumba classes, three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Six muscle strains, FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! Four Zumba classes, three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Seven pound weight loss! Six muscle strains, FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! Four Zumba Classes, three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Eight suicide pushups, Seven pound weight loss! Six muscles strains, FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! Four Zumba Classes, Three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Nine jumping Jacks, Eight suicide pushups, Seven pound weight loss! Six muscle strains, FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! Four Zumba Classes, Three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Ten walking lunges, nine jumping Jacks, Eight suicide pushups, Seven pound weight loss! Six muscle strains, FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! Four Zumba Classes, three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Eleven bottles of ibuprofen, ten walking lunges, nine jumping Jacks, Eight suicide pushups, Seven pound weight loss! Six muscle strains, FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! Four Zumba Classes, Three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Twelve nutritional classes, eleven bottles of ibuprofen, Ten walking lunges, nine jumping Jacks, Eight suicide pushups, Seven pound weight loss! Six muscle strains, FIVE PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONS! Four Zumba Classes, three water bottles, two pairs of shoes and a membership at the local gym!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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